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1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to
its diameter = Eskimo Pi 2. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton 3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope 4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond 5. Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram 6. Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knotfurlong 7. 365.25 days of drinking lowcalorie beer because it's less filling = 1 lite year 8. 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling 9. Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon 10. 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz 11. Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower 12. Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line (think about it for a moment) 13. 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake 14. 1 million microphones = 1 megaphone 15. 1 million bicycles = 2 megacycles 16. 365.25 days = 1 unicycle 17. 2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds (work on it . . .) 18. 10 cards = 1 decacards 19. 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 Fig Newton 20. 1000 grams of wet socks = 1 literhosen 21. 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche 22. 1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin 23. 10 rations = 1 decaration 24. 100 rations = 1 C-ration 25. 2 monograms = 1 diagram 26. 8 nickels = 2 paradigms 27. 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital = 1 I.V. League |