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The most used sexual position for married
couples is a doggie position. The husband sits up and begs. The wife rolls over and plays dead. - Unknown I once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue . . . . "No good in a bed, but fine against a wall." - Eleanor Roosevelt The cardiologist's diet: If it tastes good ... spit it out!! - Unknown Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister . . and now wish to withdraw that statement. - Mark Twain The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. - George Burns Santa Claus has the right idea ... Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain What would men be without women? Scarce, Sir .. mighty scarce. - Mark Twain By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Groucho Marx My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. - Jimmy Durante The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things. - Jilly Cooper I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back. - Zsa Zsa Gabor Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat. - Alex Levine Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. - Mark Twain My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. - Ed Furgol Money can't buy you happiness. But it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman I am opposed to millionaires.......but it would be dangerous to offer me the position. - Mark Twain Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was 'shut up' - Joe Namath Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life. - Herbert Henry Asquith I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. - Bob Hope We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers Don't worry about avoiding temptation ... As you grow older, it will avoid you. - Winston Churchill Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty.....But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out. - Phyllis Diller By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. - Billy Crystal When built Noah the ark? Before the flood! - Unknown Such is Life - it get's sucher and sucher! |