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|Could I See Just One?
A guy goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell, and the wife answers.
"Hi, is Tom home?"
"No, he went to the store."
"Well, you mind if I wait?"
"No, come in."
They sit down and the friend says "You know Shelly, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred dollars if I could just see one."
Shelly thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell - a hundred dollars. She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred dollars on the table.
They sit there a while longer and Allen says "They are so beautiful I've got to see the both of them. I'll give you another hundred dollars if I could just see the both of them together."
Shelly thinks about this and thinks what the hell, opens her robe, and gives Allen a nice long look. Allen thanks her, throws another hundred dollars on the table, and then says he can't wait any longer and leaves.
A while later Tom arrives home and his wife says "You know, your weird friend Allen came over."
Tom thinks about this for a second and says "Well did he drop off the 200 dollars he owes me?"
Medical Benefits Of Breast Watching
This came from the New England Journal of Medicine, so men take heart, and ladies - don't look at us like we're scum when you catch us. We're only doing it for our health.
Great news for girl watchers: Ogling over women's breasts is good for a man's health and can add years to his life, medical experts have discovered. According to the New England Journal of Medicine, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a female is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work- out" declared gerontologist Dr. Karen Weatherby.
Dr. Weatherby and fellow researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany, reached the startling conclusion after comparing the health of 200 male outpatients - half of whom were instructed to look at busty females daily, the other half told to refrain from doing so. The study revealed that after five years, the chest-watchers had lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and fewer instances of coronary artery disease. "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation," explains Dr. Weatherby.
"There's no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthier."
"Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four or five years."